
For Christmas, my mom gifted me Thomas Keller’s new cookbook, ad hoc at home, because it was a book
I’d long desired sold at Costco. My mother is tre European about Costco, and by “tre European” I mean she shops there like a Spanish mother of five frequents the local carniceria. Daily.
So far, 90% of my interaction with the book has been to stare at the photography, mesmerized. Check it:



A banana split has never looked so lovely. I’m sure you’ll agree.
However, randomly strewn between the pages are what I suppose are meant to be glimpses into the world of Thomas Keller. Every time I come across these winsome tableaus, I imagine a scene like the following took place between Keller and the publisher.
"Okay, Tom. Let’s show your readers what ad hoc means to Thomas Keller. Let’s reach down deep and pull up the raw stuff. Mike, put on Jefferson Airplane. I don’t want us to be afraid to get weird in here. Take your socks off; explore the kitchen; grab some of your favorite kitchen tools and be intimate.”(And in a slightly lower, ominous tone:
“Don’t worry about the copy, we’ll fill that in later.”)Because that is the only way we could have ended up with this, right?

Or this?

So far the Eat Drink Posse has attempted the
burrata salad, the ad hoc version of the wedge, and a swiss chard dish.

Indeed, each was delicious in its own way. But, as my sister pointed out, had she followed the swiss chard recipe exactly, she would have mussed almost EVERY POT IN MY KITCHEN, for a FREAKING VEGETABLE SIDE DISH. I respect what Thomas Keller does for food, I just don’t know that the average home cook has the same time or resources to devote to the glory that is the vegetable.
(Or, in other words: I’m lazy.)

Did the stalks of the broccolini need to be gently peeled away with a paring knife? Did the cremini mushrooms need to be uniformly paper thin, sliced so by a recently sharpened mandoline? Perhaps not. But it warms my shriveled raisin heart to know that someone out there thinks these vegetables deserve such treatment.